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I help turn writers into published book authors!
- Carly
Swearing by coffee and commas since 2006
Welcome, fellow book lovers, dreamers, and caffeine enthusiasts! I’m Carly Weiss—your guide to all things literary and quirky. Whether you’re an aspiring author or an avid reader, you’ve found your cozy corner in this big ol’ universe of words.
Think of this as your virtual library, but way less dusty. I publish books that make you laugh, cry, and maybe throw them across the room (in a good way, I promise!). Ready to embark on a literary adventure? Scroll down, and let’s make some magic.
Give me what you got and let's get your BOOK published here.
Hey writer
To bring quirky, bold, and unforgettable stories into the world and match them with readers who won’t be able to put them down.
From a young age, I knew I had a deep love for words—mostly because I used to read cereal boxes at breakfast like it was Shakespeare. Flash forward, and now I get to help talented writers bring their ideas to life. I thrive on humor, weird plot twists, and characters you’ll be quoting for days.
When I’m not obsessing over the Oxford comma, you can find me hoarding books, having spirited debates with my cat (they usually win), or brainstorming my next big literary love affair.
Who is Carly Weiss, you ask? Well, I’m a literary matchmaker of sorts. My mission?
The Wordsmith Behind the Curtain
Meet Carly
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Tackle writing with personality. Get the personality free course.
Tackle writing with personality. Get the personality free course.
Tackle writing with personality. Get the personality free course.
Tackle writing with personality. Get the personality free course.
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The Wordsmith Behind the Curtain
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THE FREEBIES
This is your all-in-one, stress-free solution to transform your manuscript into a dazzling physical book and a downloadable digital masterpiece. I handle the whole shebang, from cover design to book launch, so you can focus on being the creative genius you are.
What’s Included:
- Manuscript Magic: Professional editing and proofreading to whip your words into shape—no comma left behind.
- Cover That Turns Heads: A custom cover designed to stop readers in their tracks, combining your vision with my flair for design.
- Interior Layout Wizardry: I’ll format your manuscript to look crisp and professional, both in print and digital. Goodbye awkward page breaks, hello sleek, readable pages!
- Print & Digital Publishing: Your book will be available as a physical print (yep, the kind you can hold in your hands and sniff if you're into that) and digitally on platforms like Kindle, iBooks, and more.
- ISBN & Barcodes: I’ll handle the nerdy stuff like getting your book registered with its own ISBN number and barcode, so it’s official in every bookstore, library, and online shop.
- Distribution Magic: Your book will be available for purchase on platforms like Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and other major retailers. Plus, you get worldwide access—who knows, your book might be big in Japan!
Perfect For:
Authors who want the royal publishing treatment with none of the hassle.
The Full Story Package: From Manuscript to Masterpiece
$1,280.00
There’s nothing quite like holding a freshly printed book in your hands—and this service makes sure your manuscript transforms into a beautiful physical book that’ll feel right at home on any bookshelf.
What’s Included:
- Custom Cover Design: I’ll work with you to create a show-stopping cover that tells your story before readers even open the first page.
- Professional Interior Layout: Every page will be thoughtfully designed, ensuring readability and aesthetics are top-notch. From font choices to page margins, I’ve got it covered.
- Print-on-Demand Setup: Your book will be available for print-on-demand, meaning readers can order their own physical copies at any time—no need for you to worry about inventory or printing costs.
- ISBN & Barcode Registration: Your book will be officially registered, so bookstores and libraries around the world can stock your masterpiece.
- Worldwide Distribution: I’ll make sure your physical book is available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and other major retailers, so readers can grab a copy wherever they are.
- Author Copies: You’ll get a stash of personal author copies to sign, show off, or send to friends and family who’ve been waiting for this moment as much as you have.
Perfect For:
Authors who dream of seeing their book on bookshelves, whether at their local indie store or on a global platform.
Oh this is perfect. Let's do this!
Print Perfection: The Paperback (or Hardcover!) of Your Dreams
$1,280.00
For the author who's ready to take the digital world by storm, this service brings your book to life online. Whether it’s on an e-reader in Tokyo or a tablet in Toronto, your words will reach readers worldwide without ever having to worry about shipping costs.
What’s Included:
- Ebook Formatting: I’ll expertly format your manuscript for digital platforms like Kindle, Nook, Kobo, and iBooks, ensuring it looks as good on screen as it does on paper.
- Distribution on Major Platforms: Your ebook will be available across all the big players in the ebook world—Amazon, Apple Books, and beyond. Worldwide domination in just a click!
- Metadata Magic: I’ll craft catchy, SEO-friendly book descriptions and keywords to make sure readers find your book when they’re searching for their next great read.
- Digital Marketing Boost: Personalized marketing tips and strategies for promoting your ebook through social media, newsletters, and more. Let’s get the word out!
Perfect For:
Tech-savvy authors who want their stories to reach every corner of the digital globe—without the printing costs.
Oh this is perfect. Let's do this!
Digital Domination: Your Book Goes Global
$1,280.00
Give me what you got and let's get your BOOK published here.
Hey writer
Many Thanks
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What’s Inside?
- Plot like a Pro: Exercises to strengthen your story structure and make your plot twists pop.
- Character Creation Chaos: Tips on building characters so real, they practically leap off the page (and into your DMs).
- Self-Editing Made Simple: Quick tricks to fine-tune your manuscript before it meets the editor’s red pen.
- The Publishing Game Plan: Step-by-step guidance on how to take your book from draft to bookstore shelf (or ebook library!).
Bonus: Quirky prompts and creative inspiration to keep your writing muscles flexing!
